I got this idea from @xLeadMarex's "Starfire But Not Black?"

Thank you LeadMare for being kind to us when we were mean to you, and thanks for enabling me to write this post XD

WARNING: Cursed content ahead, plus obvious spoilers for The Guardian Herd.

Star: hey d'ya think it's possible for someone who isn't a black foal to get the Starfire?

Moningleafa: 🧐

Bumblewind, with a bunch of grass in his mouth: I guess it could happen...

Echofrost: Probably.

Dewberry: m a y b e .

Clawfire: yeah

Shadepebble: hMMmMmmmmmMMMmMmM.......

& 🎶 Dayyyydreaaaamm🎶 &

Twistfire: stuff this grass I'm out *zooms up into the star*

Oakfire: my mans went zOoM

Twistfire: *smacks into the star and a giant breaking sound reverberates throughout the lands*

Morningleaf, yet to be killed: ohmiygoawad, he ded

Bumblewind: h E nEeDs SoMe MiIlK

Dewberry: where even was I in this book

Star: oH nO

Twistfire: I am inevitable *burns down a nearby tree with the silver starfire*

Shadepebble: I'm not meant to be friends with you guys in this book yet but WHAT HAPPENED

Star: SIS S N A T C H E D

Bumblewind: what👏did👏I👏tell👏you👏

Twistfire: *Fortnite dances* ra-ra-roll up to the party in my crazy pink wig

but I can't get through the door because my flank is too big

1% is equine, 99 is plastic

Echofrost: SIS POPPED OFF

Bumblewind: 💄💋💅 even though I die in book 4 I'm so swag 💅💅

Echoheart: I believe in Bumblewind supremacy

Echofrost: you're literally my daughter Echoheart: *uwus aggressively*

Morningleaf: Bring the beat in! Star, rushing over with a beetroot: aNYTHING FOR YOU BEYONCÉ

Brackentail: um,,, I just got here... *sees Echoheart doing whatever the heck she's doing* ohhh ok *dabs aggressively*

Thunderwing: why

Silverlake: there was no reason

Morningleaf: hey guys

Human Me: *slam* T W E N T Y - E I G H T, S T A B W O U N D S

Star, desperately: can we PLEASE get back to Anok!??!

Human Me: *sigh* fine

Brackentail: STAR

Star: Yes, what

Brackentail: you ASKED MORNINGLEAFA TO BE YOUR GF ADBAHBDHJBFSJ

Echoheart: *shoves Snickers bar at Brackentail* YoU'rE nOt YoU wHeN yOu'Re HuNgRy!

Brackentail: *monch* >:( BLEH! I prefer Twix!

Rowanwood: NO CHILD OF MINE HATES SNICKERS AVSGDJHBKJNLKV.BKH

Morningleaf: we seem to have forgotten about Twistfire

Twistfire: *laughing maniacally as he incinerates trees in the distance*

Star: eh he'll be fine

Bumblewind: e

Echofrost: a

Echoheart: sports

/Meanwhile\

Grim Reaper: It's time to go

Petalcloud: was I a good pegasus?

Grim Reaper: no

...

Petalcloud: w- that's it? isn't the meme meant to go "you were the best"?

Grim Reaper: yeah I guess

Petalcloud: so why aren't you saying it? Grim Reaper: take a wild guess

Petalcloud: I... .... >:/

/Back To The Important Characters\

Crystalfeather: what'dya got there? Bumblewind: a KNIFE

Crystalfeather: NO-

Icewing: What's worse than the colour black?

Icewing: x takes off paper to reveal "foal" x boom

Thunderwing: a foal