I got this idea from @xLeadMarex's "Starfire But Not Black?"
Thank you LeadMare for being kind to us when we were mean to you, and thanks for enabling me to write this post XD
WARNING: Cursed content ahead, plus obvious spoilers for The Guardian Herd.
Star: hey d'ya think it's possible for someone who isn't a black foal to get the Starfire?
Bumblewind, with a bunch of grass in his mouth: I guess it could happen...
Dewberry: m a y b e .
& 🎶 Dayyyydreaaaamm🎶 &
Twistfire: stuff this grass I'm out *zooms up into the star*
Oakfire: my mans went zOoM
Twistfire: *smacks into the star and a giant breaking sound reverberates throughout the lands*
Morningleaf, yet to be killed: ohmiygoawad, he ded
Bumblewind: h E nEeDs SoMe MiIlK
Dewberry: where even was I in this book
Star: oH nO
Twistfire: I am inevitable *burns down a nearby tree with the silver starfire*
Shadepebble: I'm not meant to be friends with you guys in this book yet but WHAT HAPPENED
Star: SIS S N A T C H E D
Twistfire: *Fortnite dances* ra-ra-roll up to the party in my crazy pink wig
but I can't get through the door because my flank is too big
1% is equine, 99 is plastic
Echofrost: SIS POPPED OFF
Bumblewind: 💄💋💅 even though I die in book 4 I'm so swag 💅💅
Echoheart: I believe in Bumblewind supremacy
Echofrost: you're literally my daughter Echoheart: *uwus aggressively*
Morningleaf: Bring the beat in! Star, rushing over with a beetroot: aNYTHING FOR YOU BEYONCÉ
Brackentail: um,,, I just got here... *sees Echoheart doing whatever the heck she's doing* ohhh ok *dabs aggressively*
Silverlake: there was no reason
Morningleaf: hey guys
Human Me: *slam* T W E N T Y - E I G H T, S T A B W O U N D S
Star, desperately: can we PLEASE get back to Anok!??!
Human Me: *sigh* fine
Star: Yes, what
Brackentail: you ASKED MORNINGLEAFA TO BE YOUR GF ADBAHBDHJBFSJ
Echoheart: *shoves Snickers bar at Brackentail* YoU'rE nOt YoU wHeN yOu'Re HuNgRy!
Brackentail: *monch* >:( BLEH! I prefer Twix!
Rowanwood: NO CHILD OF MINE HATES SNICKERS AVSGDJHBKJNLKV.BKH
Morningleaf: we seem to have forgotten about Twistfire
Twistfire: *laughing maniacally as he incinerates trees in the distance*
Star: eh he'll be fine
Grim Reaper: It's time to go
Petalcloud: was I a good pegasus?
Grim Reaper: no
Petalcloud: w- that's it? isn't the meme meant to go "you were the best"?
Grim Reaper: yeah I guess
Petalcloud: so why aren't you saying it? Grim Reaper: take a wild guess
Petalcloud: I... .... >:/
/Back To The Important Characters\
Crystalfeather: what'dya got there? Bumblewind: a KNIFE
Icewing: What's worse than the colour black?
Icewing: x takes off paper to reveal "foal" x boom
Thunderwing: a foal