Riverbreeze: "Nah, I think it's one of those "shipping comas" where the two pegasi don't fall in love and the shipper who was shipping the 2 pegasi dies." x sees looks on their faces x "Not literally!"
Junetree: -thinks fast- Riverbreeze do you take this stallion to be your lawfully wedded mate? -holds Riverbreeze’s mouth so when she yells it will come out her saying “yes”-
Junetree: -shakes head- That wouldn’t work, they would just break up when we weren’t looking. Becoming mates is permanent. -takes out the mating book- Do you, Riverbreeze, take this stallion to be your lawfully wedded mate?
Rainfeather: x gets out chainsaw x If you dont be mates, things are going to get messy. x for once, her expression was serious and serene, she was ready to do it x
Junetree: -in They confusion snatches Greywood and leads him directly to the cave she had prepared, flung him in, watched Rainfeather fling in Riverbreeze, then blocks the entrance in stones- -high wings Rainfeather- Good job! We did it!
Junetree: Okay. So, we were doing Icepool, or Rainray, or Greybreeze. Let’s do Greybreeze. Okay, -looks at Riverbreeze- Sorry. -looks at Rainfeather- Capture Riverbreeze. I’m getting Greywood. Meet at our special SECRET PLACE. (SECRET PLACE stands for Shipping Expert and Creativly Registering Eternal Torcher, place.)
Blossomflight: Yikes! I just realized that shipping is all we talk about! When we aren't shipping, we are either fighting in some kinda war or just messing around with each other."
Junetree: -winks to them through their secret shipping message blink system saying “Don’t worry, this is just a diversion so we can ship my brother and Iceblaze!”-
Junetree: -gets idea- Okay, Yes we can have a normal conversation today and if you don’t believe me, then I’ll promise to give my brother to the highest bidder and believe it or not I do love the guy.
Greywood: -sigh- We are gonna get shipped now... uggghhhhh I told you we should have stayed in the meadow and not come back here!! -he said to Riverbreeze-
Flamestone: x chews and gulps down teh carrot feeling more chill x Listen to your bro Junetree, Rainray... x whispers x
Darkfire: It's to easy. Plus they're already together, them being mates would only result in a foal, and they are new to this whole boy/girl pegasus thing. Coperpool and Iceblaze haven't even admitted they liked eachother, we can do a whole lot more a favor to them.
Junetree: DEBATE TIME OVER NOW THANK YOU! Sorry Flamestone, but you could have cooperated when I tried to make you and Blossomflight mates, then I would have given you anything you wanted.
http://www.theguardianherd.com/messageboard/herd-chat/tgh-rp-o-c-chat-13
Junetree: -moans- My flank, it got burned really bad with the hot water. I think it is bleeding
(13 Here’s we come!!!)
Blossomflight: "Junetree?!! Are you okay? Where does it hurt?!!!" -started prancing a circle around Junetree checking her over -
Riverbreeze: x trots over and checks over Junetree x "Junetree? What's the matter?!"
Junetree: -still in a coma and breathes heavily- -cries out in real pain- Help!
Blossomflight: Wha.. wait wait, we are really going to go to war because we can't agree if Greybreeze will happen??!!!! Really??!!!!!!
Rainfeather: SHIPPING SQUAD! CHARGE!!!
Darkfire: Hey since when were you captain? >:|
Rainfeather: SHUT UR MUZZLE AND CHARGE!
x lightray, darkfire, and rainfeather charges x
Blossomflight: Yeah!!!!!! ANTI- SHIPPING SQUAD RULES!!!!!!
Flamestone: YES! NICE JOB GUYS!
Rainfeather: x she was half a pegasus now x
(I lit just made that up XD)
Greywood: Is she in a coma?
Riverbreeze: "Nah, I think it's one of those "shipping comas" where the two pegasi don't fall in love and the shipper who was shipping the 2 pegasi dies." x sees looks on their faces x "Not literally!"
Riverbreeze: Uuuhhhh..... Junetree? Rainfeather? You guys cool?
Blossomflight: x still celebrating x-pauses then pokes Junetree on the sholder- "Uh... hello? Junetree? U okay?"
Rainfeather: x has sedure x
Junetree: -falls to the ground unconscious-
-whispers- Help
x anti-shipping squad x x high fives each other x WE DID IT
Rainfeather: X_X
Lightray: Um.. x awkwardly pats x .-.
Junetree: -slow motion voice- NOOOOOO!!!!!! -has heart attack-
Rainfeather: Never thought it would end this way. O^O
Flamestone: x charges x
x they both rear and attack rearing x
REDWIND! NOW!!!!!
x slow motion and dramatic music x
Redwind: x jumps and pours the water on the glue, freeing them x
Greywood: x whirled again x "Let her go!"
Greywood: Grrrrr! YOU CAN'T TELL US WHO TO MATE WITH!!!! x rears and dashes at Junetree and nips her flank as a warning to let go of Riverbreeze x
Junetree: Rainfeather, hold them off!
Redwind: GOT IT!
Flamestone: Hurry! Hurry!!!
(Should I make 13 or is it not laggy enough for that yet?)
Junetree: -thinks fast- Riverbreeze do you take this stallion to be your lawfully wedded mate? -holds Riverbreeze’s mouth so when she yells it will come out her saying “yes”-
(Oh man XD Junetree is very determined right now and if she looses this time... it will not be pretty.)
Blossomflight: We'd better hurry with that hot water!!
Greywood: YA THINK!!!!????
Rainfeather: YES!!!
Flamestone: O-O
Riverbreeze: NO!!!
Junetree: -shakes head- That wouldn’t work, they would just break up when we weren’t looking. Becoming mates is permanent. -takes out the mating book- Do you, Riverbreeze, take this stallion to be your lawfully wedded mate?
Rainfeather: Then BECOME boy/girl pegasi x turns chainsaw on x
(lol jk XD)
Rainfeather: x CHOPS THEM IN PIECES x MWAHAHAHAHA
Riverbreeze: YOU CAN"T FORCE TWO PEGASI TO BECOME MATES!!!!!!!!
Greywood: YEAH, you already tried that!!! x indicating Flameflight x
Lightray: O_O
Rainfeather: x gets out chainsaw x If you dont be mates, things are going to get messy. x for once, her expression was serious and serene, she was ready to do it x
x BACK IN CAVE x
Riverbreeze: What do want us to do?
Greywood: Yeah! Your just waisting your time on something that will never happen!!! -he said, more annoyed than ever- :/
Rainfeather: x evil laugh x MWAHAHAHAHA
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Flamestone: NO THATS- ...actually a good idea. Redwind get the hot water
Redwind: get's water
Greywood: Rainfeather, Junetree, I GOTTA BEATING WITH YOUR NAMES ON IT!!!!!!!
Blossomflight: Maybe hot water?
x MEANWHILE, IN THE CAVE x
Riverbreeze: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!! x groans x "Y ME??!!!!!"
Rainfeather: NOW! x plans matrimony x WILL YOU TAKE RIVERBREEZE AS YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED MATE!?
Darkfire: we have to start this off better tho .-.
----BACK AT THE ANTI-SHIPPERS SECRET BASE----
Flamestone: They're glued together, anyone knows a way to un- glue them?
Junetree: -in They confusion snatches Greywood and leads him directly to the cave she had prepared, flung him in, watched Rainfeather fling in Riverbreeze, then blocks the entrance in stones- -high wings Rainfeather- Good job! We did it!
Blossomflight: Oh boy, here we go again. x she said, snorting x
Riverbreeze: -slinks- "WHY ME!!??"
Greywood: Uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghghvidcdiuchadipvheriuhvuievh
(I won’t respond to that unless you like/heart the post!)
Rainfeather: x grabs Riverbreeze x
Lol XD
(How did I do on that lol?)
Junetree: Okay. So, we were doing Icepool, or Rainray, or Greybreeze. Let’s do Greybreeze. Okay, -looks at Riverbreeze- Sorry. -looks at Rainfeather- Capture Riverbreeze. I’m getting Greywood. Meet at our special SECRET PLACE. (SECRET PLACE stands for Shipping Expert and Creativly Registering Eternal Torcher, place.)
Blossomflight:-joins them-
Flamestone: x nods x ANTI SHIPPING SQUAD UNITE x echo voice xP x
x Redwind and Hazelblaze trot over x
Blossomflight: Yikes! I just realized that shipping is all we talk about! When we aren't shipping, we are either fighting in some kinda war or just messing around with each other."
Junetree: nickers deviously, looking at the victims-
-looks back at the unsuspecting pegasi- So What did you all so DESPERATELY want to talk about?
Riverbreeze: -gets message- "Got it." she sent back
Junetree: -winks to them through their secret shipping message blink system saying “Don’t worry, this is just a diversion so we can ship my brother and Iceblaze!”-
Rainfeather: Ikr x3
Riverbreeze: x high fives Rainfeather x "SHIPPIN RULES!!!"
Flamestone and Darkfire: Sure?
Rainfeather: NAH I WANNA SHIP =D
Lightray: x nickers x XD
Blossomflight: Ummmm..... okay....
Junetree: -gets idea- Okay, Yes we can have a normal conversation today and if you don’t believe me, then I’ll promise to give my brother to the highest bidder and believe it or not I do love the guy.
Coperpool: -rolls eyes-
Flamestone: I'll just leave... x trots away, laying down refusing to watch the shippers do there thing x
Darkfire: x shoves him with muzzle x Hey, there's a bee on you.
Flamestone: AH- x already looks as bright as a foal x
Darkfire: Kidding :P
Flamestone: x rolls eyes x
Blossomflight: -barfed in the bushes-
Flamestone: x looks sick to his stomach from all the ships x Definetly. x he groaned x
Riverbreeze: :3
Greywood: Can't we have a normal pegasus conversation for once and not ship everyone all the time?!!
Iceblaze: x steps closer to greybreeze x >:3
Junetree: So, now, Greybreeze or Icepool? -pretends to think again- Greybreeze.
Rainfeather: :3
Greywood: -sigh- We are gonna get shipped now... uggghhhhh I told you we should have stayed in the meadow and not come back here!! -he said to Riverbreeze-
Riverbreeze: Well, excuse me!!
(HERE!!!!! DANG IT!!! MISSED IT!)
Riverbreeze: Sry!! Here!!!
Blossomflight: Look who showed up!!
Flamestone: x chews and gulps down teh carrot feeling more chill x Listen to your bro Junetree, Rainray... x whispers x
Darkfire: It's to easy. Plus they're already together, them being mates would only result in a foal, and they are new to this whole boy/girl pegasus thing. Coperpool and Iceblaze haven't even admitted they liked eachother, we can do a whole lot more a favor to them.
Flamestone: x steam comes out of his ears x
Flamestone: IT WASNT ME IT WAS B-
Darkfire: x stuffs a carrot in his mouth x Get a hold.
Junetree: Welllllllll..........
Coperpool: Can it be Rainray? Please sis? This is the only time that I have ever asked you a favor!
Junetree: DEBATE TIME OVER NOW THANK YOU! Sorry Flamestone, but you could have cooperated when I tried to make you and Blossomflight mates, then I would have given you anything you wanted.
Darkfire: Ugh.... Icepool?
Rainfeather: YES!
Flamestone: NO!
Darkfire: x looks from his bro to his cuz x Uh-
Junetree: Darfire you chose.
Rainfeather: ICEPOOL! =D
Flamestone: RAINRAY! >:3
Junetree: -looks around- Wait, where did they go?!?! Oh well, we’ll have to either continue with Rainray or start on Icepool.
Rainfeather: yesh >:3
Junetree: Sooo.. we decided on Greybreeze right?!
Here too!
Here!