Aspenray: *also a fended by Nathan because he is saying horse with wings are weird and she is also a horse with wings* "how dare you!! well you're not wrong we are weird but still how dare you!"
Nathan: Why are you retreating? *gasps* Is it the Prussians? *looks around furtively* Or the Brits? Or all of Europe? *jumps out of tree* Fall back! Fall back!
Riverglade: "Ya know what? I don't care if I get permission or not, Imma put Freeze in a closet and lock her in it. You'll thank me later." *snatches Freeze's wing and drags her to a closet*
Freeze: *glares at Riverglade* "This is not fair! I want the manager! I have a perfect hairstyle! Manager quick! Please they are not being nice! I want a refund!"
Nathan: *rantfull expression* The worst king that ever lived! The people of France were all starving and his wife told us to eat cake! But we were too poor to even afford cake! *wistful expression* My superior officer told me that when we got to Russia, there would be enough icing and frosting for everyone! And he was right, half my company froze to death!
Nathan Leroy: *Looks at Pegasheep and licks lips* Mutton! Iโm starving! I confiscate these sheep in the name of the Grande Armรฉe! *chases pegasheep with bayonet*
Charles: *flies over to Nathan* "Just a warning... the creatures here will most likely create someone to ship you with..." *whispers* "Tread very, very carefully..."
New PART!
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Nathan: *careful* A duel is how... two gentlemen resolve a disagreement.
(what'd I miss?)
Riverglade: "What's a duel? Is it violent?"
Me: *eyes widen* "Don't answer it, she's way too eager for violence"
Nathan: *sighs with relief* So the duel is off then?
Riverglade: *eyes narrow* "You will not take that strange sharp thiney out of whatever it's in" *FLares wings*
Nathan: Is your honor infringed? Must we duel? *hand hovers near saber at waist*
Aspenray: *also a fended by Nathan because he is saying horse with wings are weird and she is also a horse with wings* "how dare you!! well you're not wrong we are weird but still how dare you!"
Riverglade: "And your point is?"
Nathan: *scoffs* Iโm weird?!?! You are the talking horse with wings!
RIverglade: "That dude is weird... does he good a clunck on the head?"
Me: "NO"
Riverglade: "YES"
Nathan: Why are you retreating? *gasps* Is it the Prussians? *looks around furtively* Or the Brits? Or all of Europe? *jumps out of tree* Fall back! Fall back!
(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!)
RIverglade: *mutters* "Good riddance..."
Me: "Well, THAT's kinda rude...."
Riverglade: *blinks* "Do you really think I care?"
Me: "Touche"
Riverglade: "Can you untie me?"
Me: "OH! yeah, I guess. But DO NOT LEAVE." *unties*
Riverglade:
Me: "HEY WAIT-"
(agh I gtg)
Freeze: *running away frantically*
Me: "Freeze where are you going???"
Me: *ties up Riverglade's legs and wings* "YOU ARE GOING NOWHERE MISSY! YOU GOT US STUCK IN THIS POSITION, YOU ARE GOING TO STAY WITH US THROUGH IT!"
Riverglade:*kick* "UGHHHH I HATE YOU CREATOR"
Me: "And you point is....?"
Riverglade:
Me: Freeze, put it down...
Freeze: "Never!"
Bonnie: *stiffens*
Me: PABLO! COME HERE, BABY!
Pablo: *races towards me*
Fluffy: *hates life*
Me: *creeped out by Aspen's gif*
Riverglade: "This is stupid, Imma leave,"
CHarles: *watching Bonnie out of the corner of his eye*
Me: Oh bonnie when will you learn you can never escape?
Pablo:
Darling: *gets covered in licks and kisses* *dies again*
Me:
Bonnie: NUH UH! DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!
Nathan: *pointing musket at Freeze* You heard them, Freeze. Drop it or face the wrath of France!
(Chonnie? Barles? oof those are TERRIBLE ship names)
Me: "SHIP??!?!?!?! what ship?!?!"
Aspenray:Ooooo I sense a ship!!!!
(Anyone have a ship name for Charles and Bonnie?)
Me:drop it down, Freeze. drop it down.
Riverglade: "Ummm, how 'bout you put that away nice and slowly, Freeze, god girl...?" *slowly backing away*
Me: "HAH, um, ya, ur on ur own with this one, Riverglade, SEE YA!"
(Sorry this is late but)
Aspenray:Bรญ ciรบin!! is รฉ sin a dรบirt mรฉ.
Dude: *Goes back to Amazon* "Let me rule your small company I also todaly do not want to take over the world."
Riverglade: *instant regret* "UH OH"
Me: "you all seem to have this under control, so Imma just.... LEAVE" *runs away*
Freeze: *breaks out of closet* "Guess who's back!"
Me: Freeze, where did you get that?
Freeze: "Get what?" *Karen hair disappears along with the 'apple launcher'*
Blue: *gurgles*
Bonnie: *snorts* What idiots.
Me: Excuse me?
Me: *squeaks and hugs Blue*
Charles:
(ughhhhhh, gtg :(
Bonnie:
Me: Wait, WHAT!?!?!?!
Bonnie: What?
Me: You...
Bonnie: Yes?
Me: Did I imagine that?
Bonnie: Hm? Imagine what?
Blue:
(WHY IS THAT GIF SO ACCURATE?!?!?!)
Charles: *blinks* "I am offended and slightly hurt right now."
Me: *laughing at Charles*
Me: *stares at Bonnie and Charles*
Bonnie: *shoves Charles*
Charles: *slightly intimidated by Bonnie* "Uh, Hi, Bonnie,"
Me:
Bonnie: *narrows eyes* *battle mode*
Me:
Me: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS MAWWIAGEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
Charles: "Why must I be here? This is below my social standing."
Me: "BE QUIET FANCY BOI, WHERE'S YA GIRLFRIEND?!"
Charles: "I am surrounded by idiots."
Darling:
Grump: Uh... *pulls out an old toothpick*
Me: *heart melts*
Darling: Oh, boy.
Me: *tears pour from eyes* *snatches Darling and sets her down next to Fluffy*
Freeze: "Wait what! He-" *Yelling turns into mumbles*
Me: What the heck just happened-
Riverglade: "Ya know what? I don't care if I get permission or not, Imma put Freeze in a closet and lock her in it. You'll thank me later." *snatches Freeze's wing and drags her to a closet*
Fluffy: *Smacks Grump* "WRONG"
Me: *tears up* "FLUFFY CAN TAAALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Freeze: "Why thank you... But where's my refund????"
Grump: *arches neck* *puffs out chest* Darling mare, I think you look wonderful. *can barely see Freeze because of terrible eye sight*
Freeze: "Manager! Manager! Your employee was being horrible to me! They insulted my hair cut! I want a refund!!!!"
Me: For goodness sake Freeze-
Me: NUH UH. No violence! Blue, ya know what to do! *stretches out my wing*
Blue: *crawls down my wing* *face to face with Riverglade* *sticks out tongue and licks her muzzle*
Me: Wait, what? BLUE! THAT'S GROSS!
Me: "Me being the introvert I am... I didn't expect to have a run-in with a Karen in my lifetime... yet here I am."
Riverglade: "I want to lock Freeze in a closet, can I lock her in a closet?"
Grump: *pricks ears* *walks around impressively* I... *pauses dramatically* ...am the manger. *duck face*
Me: I'm also confused...
Freeze: "I demand a refund!!"
Me: Freeze, stop that. This is not a store.
Freeze: "wHeRE iS tHE mAnaGER???"
Me: What? I'm so confuzzled.
Blue: *sits on my head and glares at everyone*
Freeze: "Yes the manager!"
Me: freeze, this isn't a store
Freeze: "You can't make me wear a mask! It's against my rights!"
Me: *cough cough* Manager?
Me: I don't know- Freeze: "When is the manager going to get here???"
Me: What the heck is happening
Riverglade: *pins ears at Freeze* "What if I AM THE MANAGER?!?! whatever a manager is..."
Nathan: Hold on just a sec, let me get my Rosetta Stone. *magically produces the stone* Now, can you repeat that, Aspenray?
Aspenray: Bรญ ciรบin!!
Nathan: No! I refuse to speak royalist languages like English!
Me: Youโre literally speaking in English right now!
Nathan: No! Vive La France!
Me: Typhus! Russia!
Nathan: English is a wonderful parliamentary language, sir!
Freeze: *glares at Riverglade* "This is not fair! I want the manager! I have a perfect hairstyle! Manager quick! Please they are not being nice! I want a refund!"
(OMGOSH I'm imagining Freeze with Karen hair and it is HILARIOUS)
Riverglade: *gives Freeze a weird look* "what kind of Landwalker hairstyle is THAT?"
Aspenray: labhair i mBรฉarla le do thoil
Freeze: *suddenly grows Karen hair* "This is Annock! Speak English!"
Riverglade: *narrows eyes* "WHAT?!" *is confuzzled by the languagse* (I CANNOT SPEL GAHJ)
Nathan: Oh no! The English are backward royalists who still have a king. Porque los espaรฑoles no tienen un rey hoy, asi que hablo la.
Freeze: *wakes up*
Aspenray: could you please talk in English? Or I will start talking in spanish.
Nathan: *gasps* Youโve never of ze Rรฉvolution!?!? *scandalized*
Riverglade: *blank expression* "WHAT"
Nathan: *rantfull expression* The worst king that ever lived! The people of France were all starving and his wife told us to eat cake! But we were too poor to even afford cake! *wistful expression* My superior officer told me that when we got to Russia, there would be enough icing and frosting for everyone! And he was right, half my company froze to death!
Bunny: How dare you! Do not talk back to your instuctor!
RIverglade: "King Who-ey da What-ty?"
Nathan: It is a tool that keeps people free from tyrants, like King Louis the Lardy!!
Riverglade: *flies up to Nathan* "What's that?" *noses musket*
Nathan: *loads musket with real balls* Me: No, you canโt do that, some of the people here are really young!
Nathan: But dragons!
Me: Stick to apples or Iโll let you die of typhus in Russia!
Nathan: Oui! Apple cores it is sir!!!!!
Freeze: *Falls down and sleeps within 1 second*
Riverglade: *isn't sure what is happening but is just going with it* "How about both of you drop down and GO TO SLEEP!"
Freeze: "Why don't you drop and give me 100???"
Bunny: Stop messing around! Drop down and give me 30 push ups!
Freeze: *throws apple at random creature*
Me: โSo we are now throwing apples? Great!โ *throws a apple at dude who just cam back.*
Nathan: Sacre Bleu! *climbs tree and shoots dried out apple cores at Riverglade* I only cuss in French! Anglos are inferior!
RIverglade: "You sound like a crazy person!" *flares wings and flies over the tree* "SPEAK ENGLISH DUDE"
Ashwind: "This is gonna end badly..."
Nathan: *climbs tree and loads musket* In the name of Libertรฉ, รฉgalitรฉ, fraternitรฉ I vanquish you dragon!
Me: *sneaks over to Dude* "I don't think it's gonna be that easy...."
FLuffy: *flying around, still annoyed at existence*
Riverglade: "Should I go terrorize that strange man?"
Ashwind: "Probably no-" *gets cut off by Riverglade*
Riverglade: "IMMA DO IT" *pins ears and chases after Nathan*
Dude: *Jumps to amazon* "I would like to take over this company so I can take over the world."
Nathan: Merde! Itโs a dragon! I retreat-retreat-retreat! *waves handkerchief and runs into the trees*
Balooga: *flies in and tries to hug Nathan*
Me: "UMMMMM Imma just leave....."
Riverglade: *narrows eyes and flies over to them*
Darling:
Nathan Leroy: *Looks at Pegasheep and licks lips* Mutton! Iโm starving! I confiscate these sheep in the name of the Grande Armรฉe! *chases pegasheep with bayonet*
Darling: *grunts*
Nathan Leroy: *screams* By Napoleonโa buttons!! *finishes loading musket and shoots at them*
Charles: *snorts* "You should see the other creatures the crazie's running this thing came up with"
Fluffy: *flies over to them, chewing grass and annoyed at life*
Nathan Leroy: Merde, merde, merde! *tries to load musket but is too nervous to do it right* Itโs a talking hippogriff!
Charles: *flies over to Nathan* "Just a warning... the creatures here will most likely create someone to ship you with..." *whispers* "Tread very, very carefully..."
Nathan Leroy: *wakes up* Mon Dieu is this heaven? *kisses ground* Good bye, Russia!
Me: ACK!
Sablestone: "Ummm, no thanks.... uh, IM GOOD" *flies away*
Me: *grumbles* Cedarwing...
Dude: to Sabelstone "Hello tall pegasus I do not know, would you like to help me take over the world?"