In Australia it is currently billion degrees its so hot that your brain doesn't function and you basically break the law because of that one time when it was a billion degrees and your poured the milk before adding the cereal. Its so hot that when you get a ice cream from the freezer it already has melted when you take it out of the freezer. You can cook your morning eggs on the pavement. Straight up if you try to walk from the front door of your house to the gate you will end up with 3rd degree burns. Don't get me started on the classrooms no classroom in Australia is air-conditioned which equals us feeling like were getting heat stroke with we most likely are. The only thing good about summer are the mangoes if your one of the lucky ones that makes it into the shopping mall without melting you will get delicious mangoes that taste like heaven. Though there is one thing stopping you to get those delicious mangoes*dramatic music plays* the metal part of the seat belt! If you touch this part of the seat belt good luck on surviving. I know you guys in the Northern part of the world and its currently winter for you but feel me, echomoon and morningstars pain. Conclusion: Don't want to die this summer? well then easy solution don't come here otherwise you might never return.
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